Friends

who? I don't have friends

A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.

by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

True Friend

A true friend is someone you can rely on and who will be there for you. They can hold your deepest and darkest secrets and won't spread them around. But more than that, they aren't only there when you are at your lowest but also your best. When something good happens to you, they will be your hype man and be excited about you. They also feel the same way, so when something happens to them, they will tell you so you can hype them up. They don't only make you initiate some conversations or talk to you when they are struggling or need assistance.

You are such a true friend, I'm so happy i met you Fred!!!

by MelloHaven November 8, 2022

I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025

repetition of the word "friends"

Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.

Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“

by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022

Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care about each other with a feeling that can not be explained. Even they don’t know each other well, they try enough.

Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)

by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021