Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.

She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.

by Minister May 28, 2005

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

by Lehry March 12, 2009

that one game you never played

mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?

Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!

by ihaenhaipoehahat June 09, 2009

Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE IN CONTROL

Means when you try to kill someone in your genocide route.

SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE IN CONTROL,BILLY?

by AM I A MEME CREATOR???? November 20, 2019

This one's sanity must've already crumbled...

This sentence is often used when someone is acting unusually silly or crazy.

Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.

A: "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.. ur so skibidi.. ur so fanum tax"
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."

by r0lfu October 22, 2023

Too many dicks in one hole

Redundancy, six guys doing a job that requires just one guy. You could also consider this a form of clusterfuck.

I've got 6 guys painting a single 4 x 8 sheet of drywall. Talk about too many dicks in one hole...this is a clusterfuck!

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit August 10, 2013