Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u

My cat is CRUL

by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019

Meggy Cat

Cat furry in denial.. odd little girl..

meow meow meow Meggy Cat meow

by rock eater November 5, 2021

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

cat sauce

noun - the mixture of cat pee and litter that form around the cats behind after they relieve themselves

also referenced as “sauce”

Garfield walked out of his room sauced up.

Sylvester was cooking that cat sauce this morning.

by naynayy March 1, 2024

CAT Aspirant

Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.

CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!

by KyaKarLoGeJaanKe November 25, 2021

FUcks cat

Man 1: Moans Fuck Cat
Man 2: Moans let's suck your cat together
Man 2: let the lesbian Woman being begin

UWU fuck my cat with me babu
*FUcks cat cutely

by anonymous March 31, 2021