fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.

Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".

by 601baddawg February 22, 2014

SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy

Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.

by Heuchdj May 18, 2021

Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out

Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed

by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022

Old Fart

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.

“Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

Fart snuggle

Farting in the spoon position while snuggling.

I had to leave the room last night because i wasn't trying to fart snuggle my fiance.

by MrsBMW July 16, 2018

Fart

When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...

my dad's fart smells awful

by fartinshit May 13, 2022