Jack

Bad

“Jack is kind of a bozo (L+ratio)” -Collin

by Poggersy April 8, 2022

jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross

by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009

Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

gender jacked

A type of gender discrimination where a couple applies for an account or membership, but the male is considered the primary stakeholder regardless of who signed off on it and the female is automatically considered the spouse

I did all the legwork and signed up for a pool membership for my family and all the paperwork is in my husband's name. I got gender jacked.

by Fliesenize June 22, 2019

dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Jacks

State police force, usually Drug Squad (D’s)

I really hope I don’t get pulled over by Jacks tonight

by 5amcrundo April 5, 2019

miss jacks

miss jacks is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. she will help you through any of your problems and cheer you up on a gloomy day. she is gorgeous, kind-hearted, caring and such a perfect person altogether. if you come across a miss jacks, you should hold onto her <3

student #1. who’s your favourite teacher??

student #2. miss jacks!!

student #1. OMG SAME !!!!!

by greenyogurt69 October 31, 2022