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iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".
With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts
Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid
by I. Hate. Gaynite February 5, 2021
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Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.
“Do you hear that noise over there

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex
by Trentavious August 13, 2023
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Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
by Yek December 22, 2020
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Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room
by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022
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Cat Kid Comic Club

Horray for Cat Kid Comic Club!
by Hdsjfxjttdm November 24, 2023
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