Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.

Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.

by The Pee Man March 28, 2019

Crockpot Hot Chocolate

When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.

I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.

by Walffleassing101 October 4, 2019

Hot Chode Summer

When your homies are running around reckless during summer going to HK or breweries and picking up on women of questionable moral values.....and making plans for reunions and never showing up or instead replying with innapropriate dic pics or tranny pics...

Damn this looks like a hot chode summer

by Cp Chode August 23, 2019

Hot Dog Flu

When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.

Guy 1: “I think I have the stomach flu.”
Guy 2: “No, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think it’s just hot dog flu.”

by PS1Hagrid September 9, 2019

Hot Laundry Bath

When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.

I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

buffalo hot box

When you eat so many buffalo wings that you begin to prairie dog out of your ass but cant get up because the booth is the only thing pushing it back in. Rather than hold it in, you shit yourself as quick as possible and then run out of the booth and jump in your car. Although, the comfort is short lived because the shit was actually diarrhea and you get cold in your car. This causes you to turn on the heat in your car, with all the diesel fumes coming it it causes you to puke, lose control of the wheel, hit a tree, fly through the window, and empty your colon due to your sudden death.

Jimmy just had a buffalo hot box last week, it's all over the news.

by Ghosty Gang April 21, 2018

Hot dog shuffle

The act of sliding a penis across the vulva without vaginal penetration.

Bro: Did you guys bang?
Bro 2: No, we just did the ol' hot dog shuffle.

by Dohhconnor September 20, 2017