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Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.
Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022
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Cum-Land

Cum-land. like Disney but for horny niggas
"lets go to cum-land"
"tf you just say?"
by Blow Jobs For The Homeless October 13, 2022
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cum

the sweet cold liquid made in the human testicles that is used to make tapioca
mmh cum
by cummy banana June 4, 2022
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Cum

The shit that comes out of yo dick when having seggs 😱
Women- did u cum on me yet?
Men- no
by smogsbestie November 26, 2021
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Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
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Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
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Cum Warbler

One who warbles cum, such as that retard Paxton.
by Pdog420 December 13, 2024
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