What the craptcha 

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

What the craptcha by Pickby May 12, 2015

what the Zeus 

Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.

"My mom found a toad with back hair once"

"Dude, what the Zeus. How?"

what the Zeus by Pandanaitor06 May 14, 2015

what the dick you say 

When someone says something stupid

What the dick you say Michael

what the dick you say by D4207 December 10, 2016

What the chuck! 

just an auto correct for what the fuck!

what the chuck! damn this autocorrect ! i meant WTF!

What the chuck! by @master January 3, 2017

what the bullshit

What the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."

what the bullshit by dude77739 August 28, 2017

what the hecko gecko 

A more eloquent way of saying "What the hell?"

Haljon: I used "what the hecko hecko" as my insta bio.
Rachael: What the hecko gecko, that's copyright infringement!

what the hecko gecko by raepuls September 1, 2017

what the snick 

Something teen boys say to eachother when they're too nerdy to curse. Usually social outcasts

T: hey loser
D: what the snick. I'm not a loser

what the snick by YODO2017 July 20, 2017