soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

towel boxing

A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available

locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!

by TheElderScrolls345 January 22, 2014

Dry towel

A Derogatory term that means “white person”

I hate that white boy, damn dry towel

by IM no fukkboi May 27, 2018

scuzz towel

The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.

“Yeah she squirted everywhere but my sheets were safe cause she was on my scuzz towel”

by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022

embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.

I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

towel hoe

A girl you see who show no skin

My girl a fucking towel hoe

by Tyrone phyllis October 31, 2022

Warm Towel

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.

I hope you're a generous lover and gave him a Warm Towel when you finished.

by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025