A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast April 22, 2011
When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 09, 2020
1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???
UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM
2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM
2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
by godkre666 June 21, 2022
Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 02, 2024
by poopooheadass69 November 05, 2020
A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
by not Leora August 21, 2023