by Demonball March 20, 2015
Get the Tool Chest mug.In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
by SM Creeker March 19, 2009
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Get the A real tool mug.An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.
by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017
Get the tool floater mug.A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
Get the Customer Tool mug.The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools
Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones
Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300
Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300
by Kram Larry October 26, 2022
Get the tool shame mug.The first actually usable Digital Audio Workstation ever made way back in the early 90s to replace the big ass analog audio mixing and recording consoles and add the ability to unto actions (which was impossible with analog tape recording). Thus, it became an industry standard and the new, heavily updated versions are still used in professional studios.
However, by now, with more and more new DAWs being made (such as Ableton Live, Cubase, Reaper, Studio One, etc.), many producers have been switching from Pro Tools due to Pro Tools' pricing being horribly unjustified, workflow being clunky, performance being poorly optimized in comparison and the whole system being too restricted and buggy. And it's only a matter of time before it's not an "industry standard" anymore.
However, by now, with more and more new DAWs being made (such as Ableton Live, Cubase, Reaper, Studio One, etc.), many producers have been switching from Pro Tools due to Pro Tools' pricing being horribly unjustified, workflow being clunky, performance being poorly optimized in comparison and the whole system being too restricted and buggy. And it's only a matter of time before it's not an "industry standard" anymore.
— Dude, starting out mixing music is such a pain in the ass!
— What DAW do you use?
— Pro Tools.
— Lol, get something different, better ones have been made for years.
— What DAW do you use?
— Pro Tools.
— Lol, get something different, better ones have been made for years.
by Admiral_Bongo October 16, 2020
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