loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016

get that loaf

new word for “bread”. To get that loaf refers to getting money. Cannot be plurral.

get that loaf can be defined as:
“imma get this loaf this weekend”
“no one cares craig”

by youresupercoolseif October 31, 2018

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

Loaf

Shit

I’m going to take a loaf.

by Mattypaps July 2, 2020

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.

"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"

by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020