by notwellatal May 12, 2020
by The_buzz July 31, 2017
If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019
by K4raybabay May 19, 2015
Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
by The Rymuss November 27, 2021
A mobius fork is a fourth dimensional setting where a decision is made or an event occurs that has multiple possible outcomes, these outcomes fork off the current time line creating multiple new timelines which differ from each other just so, the further from the movies fork you go the more the separate timelines differ from each other
by modrtow August 18, 2015
When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
by Ohnoimsorry December 19, 2019