Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

fork fairy

a person who adds literally everyone on snapchat, even if they don't know them.

This girl added me on snapchat, whatta fork fairy!!

I don't know her, probably a fork fairy.

by callysfriend April 12, 2017

fork

An alternative for a spoon but does worse a job.

A: I ran out of spoons so I used a fork.
B: Oh you mean the one I shoved in my ass
A: Wait what?

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020

middle of the fork

to be an ass

your being a middle of the fork jenna

by AsIaN MaRiO 300000 April 23, 2018

Forking

The act of putting a mans penis in feces
While cuddling

Forking is my favorite activity

by 🦫 beaver July 12, 2021

Fork

The fuck word except theprincibleisaround edition.

Jerry: "HOLY FU-"
Jeremy: "PRINCIBLE"
Jerry: "HOLY FORK"

by noiamyourgrandma April 26, 2022

Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).

Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."

by tabintoeth May 26, 2018