Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
Get the The Scottish Wind Tunnelmug. A behavioral pattern found in markets where the price of product stays in-between a given ranger for an extended period of time. When graphed one can see price bouncing between two almost physical barriers, causing the trend to go sideways. This behavior has claimed the lives of many traders' accounts and has caused thousands of people to go on tilt. Do not fall the trap of tunneling.
Person 1 - How was trading JPY today?
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?
Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?
Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling
by Ranch_Meee_Investigate_311 September 9, 2021
Get the Tunnelingmug. I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.
by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024
Get the Cheese tunnelmug. When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025
Get the Wind Tunnelingmug. Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.
by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024
Get the Tunnel Jewmug. Man, ever since Mike told me about his wild night with Amanda I've had a bad case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
by McGillionaire November 5, 2016
Get the Carpool Tunnel Syndromemug. tunnel vision
(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2013
Get the tunnel visionmug.