oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! March 09, 2018
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Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
by Noemad April 09, 2022
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my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘
toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)
by tanyYYYYYY March 24, 2021
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Toaster Dickin

To show off. To brag or one up someone.
"Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"
by Riskies January 24, 2021
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Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.
Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage
by Rundickpoopcheese April 07, 2016
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Toaster bonus

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.
"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."
by Sakoesis August 29, 2008
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Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times
I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.
by Anonymous Protogen October 23, 2022
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