Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc

Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”

by Chellebaby109dafox June 3, 2018

toaster mcgee

Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment

This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.

That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here

This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee

by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017

Toaster

Toaster

Toaster is toaster!

by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021

computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

toaster delight

When one gets hungry he/she goes on a perilous journey throughout the realms of thier house. When one finds out that the perilous journey was a failure and will always be, he/she turns to the toaster in remorse. They subconciously grab a screwdriver and begin to pry at the bottom of said toaster. In turn discharging many delightful morsles of questionable food( getting the name) "Toaster Delight". He/she then consumes the discharged delight with a, shall i say, delightful smile.

Man1: What in the heck happened to my toaster?

Man2: Dude it was delightful!

Man1: What was delightful?

Man2: That toaster delight i just had.

by pop it for p December 5, 2009

toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.

“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”

by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021