Squid lipping

The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.
Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!
by DiskoBAT December 04, 2021
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bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
by toomuchfist February 10, 2018
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Squid Person

A person who looks like a squid and an enjoyer of BHism, they also smell horrible.
by Sphinx chad!! June 22, 2023
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Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
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squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles
Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit
by Dankpurpledrank February 02, 2023
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fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"
by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017
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Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.
Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway
by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010
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