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did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis
by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016
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Sebastian

If you ever meet a Sebastian, you'll find that he is a generally sensitive and caring person. In the kitchen, he turns into a badass besides when he is baking and will yell at you if you don't add the lamb sauce onto roast beef.

If he is your boyfriend you'll see him as a sadistic soft top probably. Quite the contrasting combination- but he will make sure you feel loved. He can be possessive and a bit too rough in bed.(Though that doesn't remove the pleasure<3)
Sebastians are fragile on the inside, so make sure to take good care of them!
A- "Sebastian's such a sweetheart."
J- "Yeah, he's definitely my type."
A- "...He's my boyfriend."
J- "Oh Uh OopS-"
by I Can't Eat Lactose January 22, 2022
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11
by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024
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Sebastian

2018 crybaby world champion. Bigger baby than Clifford!
"Sebastian cries to much."
"Sebastian is always complaining. "
by Sean Paulo November 23, 2021
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sebastian

sebastian is someone that i hold dearly to me. hes extremely annoying but someone that'll still have a magnetic pull on you no matter what. Sebastian is someone that youve known since you were in 7th grade and is beyond the meaning of irreplaceable. Sebastian is someone that i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with, sebastian is the definition of my very first love. my first and last <3
je t'aime -ℒ.ℳ. ❦
wow hes such a sebastian
by winver August 15, 2022
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Sebastian

A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.
"Wait, who was that bean-pole pimple-covered ass that walked past us?"
"Ew. It was Sebastian."
by R771592 July 9, 2021
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