Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 07, 2010

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 03, 2016

Mud Hut

Taking a poop that has the consistency of mud.

“ I’ve gotta go build a mud hut for the poo poo tribe.”

by Peterpumpkineater_69 October 13, 2019

mud pop

When you are you are giving a chick anal and putting your penis head in the anus and quickly pulling it out making a popping noise known as a mud pop.

I heard Jim gave Sharlene anal i think he gave her a mud pop.

by docter cockter May 09, 2014

mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 02, 2014

mud sucked

Trapped with no where to go. You ever walk through deep mud? It's very easy for your foot to get vacuum-locked in the mud. People call this getting "mud sucked". The term is used as a metaphor some times.

In the Seal Team series season 5, episode 6, before entering a Conex box when an enemy attack was imminent, Jason said to Ray: "Hold security here, I don't want to get mud sucked"

by Bosundave121 December 05, 2021

mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard

i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection

by zachsplat420 March 20, 2017