by Lacbe October 27, 2020

Caleb is a fun guy, pretty handsome, quite sexy, and is always down to cuddle. Even though he may come off as a little crazy, you can’t push away from him. He’ll do anything for you.
by Ukrainian Dad March 30, 2020

Caleb is a very nice guy who likes to light shit on fire. He always wears a hat and has very nice green eyes. He loves his cat too
Cool Person: omg it’s Caleb let’s see if he will buy a chicken wing ding-a-ling!
Person 2: I’m sure he will he is nice 😌
Person 2: I’m sure he will he is nice 😌
by anonymous April 6, 2021

Caleb Sattais is the definition of a very VERY cool individual and everybody aspires to be just like him.
by Gerald Corsbey March 28, 2019

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.
by dxdxp December 22, 2016

Random gamer: yo george where that’s older guy we play with?
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.
Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.
Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet
by George wakenbake June 4, 2020
