dike on a bike with no seat.

when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.

Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.

by ty pigg April 28, 2010

cross country mountain biking

a branch off of mountain biking. is the best kind. long climbs, steep descents, single track. all the good stuff in one sport.

jimmy rides cross country because he's one bamf!!!

i love this hardtail because its so great for cross country mountain biking

by Crazygo Lucky April 12, 2009

Nice Bike Bad Helmet

A women with an awesome sexy body but has an ugly ass face.

Damn you see that girl? Ya, she had "Nice Bike Bad Helmet".

by Monkeybutter January 14, 2010

Flying bike simulator 2021

Mike: Hey look its a flying bike
Jack: OH GOD THERES MISSILES WATCH OUT

Jack and mike:
FRICKIN DIES

If you see a flying bike hide immediately. Hide to the nearest hiding spot you can find. Stay in your homes. Do not walk outside, If you do, try to stay indoors much more than you do go outside.

Flying bike simulator 2021

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke November 02, 2021

ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.

(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)

by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. March 29, 2018

Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

by Fayextreme May 02, 2016

Nigger earned my bike

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.

Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

Or

Nigger earned my bike.

by DustinYoung June 28, 2008