Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 22, 2024

Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 21, 2025

Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.

I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.

by darkwolf98 August 01, 2022

Australian Mint

The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .

"Yep, that idea is Australian mint"

by nospoons March 18, 2016

Australian milky bomb

When you bust a load off a hill or any high surface, and land it in someone's belongings

"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"

by SamFuller March 14, 2023

Australian burp

Also known as a fart. An Australian burp is like a regular burp, but 'down under'.

"Dude it stinks in here, did you fart?" - Tom
"No, I swear it was just a burp." - Jeff
"It smells like it was an Australian burp." - Kirk

by Hank Überman November 26, 2021

Australian suicide

When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide

by EmpyreanHalo January 10, 2021