A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.
by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014
Get the squidmug. " Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"
by Sad Banana May 2, 2020
Get the squidmug. A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
by Der Bobby December 14, 2010
Get the Der Squidmug. Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
Get the Squid Pro Squomug. 1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.
2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.
2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
Get the Glow Squidmug. an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won
by anonymous March 27, 2025
Get the Squid Gamemug. A: Went to Nan's the other day, she gave me twenty squids!
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.
by LargerSlime March 20, 2023
Get the Squidmug.