My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!

I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015

romance author

a person with a dirty mind that writes housewife porn

I read an awesome book by a romance author, that had me rubbing one out.

by 5150Lady December 19, 2016

romance

fucking bullshit

romance, a load of fucking bullshit.

by Romance ys September 5, 2019

schrödinger's romance

Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).

She's afraid of telling him, I wonder how long that schrödinger's romance will last.

by Zeek10 March 5, 2020

Rihanna Romance

A term used to describe a terrible relationship usually with an abusive individual whether physical, emotional or verbal.

A ~ “Did you hear about the woman on the news who was beat up by her husband?”
B ~ “A Rihanna Romance, thats just terrible.”

by BlackAlpaca1 September 16, 2020

My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.

"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."

by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020