Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

The ‘Ol Rich English

When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.

Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah

by Ghouless February 3, 2019

Tittle ol Littys

The opposite of tig ol bittys. Little ol titties.

Damn that girl got some tittle ol Littys. She ain't got nothing.

by Nya1031 May 31, 2018

ole basement whore

Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.

I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.

by Cuddlycactus June 3, 2018

Hood ol Boy

Any member of the GOP who embraces MAGA, Qtoxic and duct tapes ridiculously large flags to their vehicle.

Man, check out that Hood ol Boy. Must be late to a book burning

by larson petty November 4, 2022

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Intelectual who is so bored that they become a god

Hi there qasdwsdfedfgrfghtghjyhjkujklikl;ol;'p;'#
Bow to me scum

by Dudenesswhosbored May 23, 2022

BIG OL BALLS

WHEN BALLS ARE REALLY BIG

WOW YOU GOT SOME BIG OL BALLS MY BOI

by YAMA69 May 30, 2022