Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.

-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.

by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019

OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks

Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch

by 541 goat October 31, 2023

Tig Ol Bitties

Big ass titties

Damn that girl got some Tig Ol Bitties

by Cjizzle my nizzle July 11, 2019

Big Ol' Spread

Refers to a woman with a big posterior.

Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.

by El Taco Loco69 August 14, 2011

Big ole lips

The lips grow every single day.

Dang bro you got them big ole lips

by Krodz2009 October 15, 2020

Ol' man McGee

A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .

"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)

"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)

"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)

by Jorellyoung December 9, 2016

Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.

guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!

by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021