Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!

by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023

Simp

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.

Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*

by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021

Simp

Justin Reyes

Justin is a simp

by Retro søciety August 3, 2020

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021

Simp

Someone named kyle

Dude kyle tried to be nice to her to Get her pants off! What a simp

by Granddaddy gabe September 9, 2020

Simp

To be so desperate for pussy that you would do anything.

God I hate josh he's such a simp he hits on 8 different chicks in one day.

by One of thee bois March 10, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

Example of a simp: Mexican, Dark skinned, Lives in an apartment, Commonly named Ulices.

"Have you seen Ulices lately, He's been hanging out with that girl but nothing has happened, that guy is a certified Simp."

by jevoe June 5, 2020