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can good

A can good is someone who is great at sports gets ladies and has people wanting to be him
Did u see can good dunk he is so awesome
by Vaughn victor September 4, 2016
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mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.
"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010
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shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
by gradenigo September 4, 2013
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canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009
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Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.
Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!
by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010
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to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.
I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).
by Nabeel, January 16, 2008
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poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.
Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!
by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007
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