The most disgusting place in America.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Dan: “Hey Steve roll down the window I wanna smell that fresh New Jersey air”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
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Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
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