mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)

hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.

by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022

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Mullet

When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'

by Skeet boy September 3, 2022

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Engineer's Mullet

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back

Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"

Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"

Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"

by JMONEY^&e May 17, 2014

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mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024

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Mulletize

To give someone a mullet

I asked the lady at the salon to mulletize my hair, but she said I need to grow it out more

by Brephilson July 10, 2022

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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

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