mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

mullet

(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..

Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..

Man 2: yeah and her friend..

by TheMainLexx February 05, 2010

Mullet

When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'

by Skeet boy September 03, 2022

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022

Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys

Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is

by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021

Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet

person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn

by Kate Drechsler June 03, 2022

ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.

"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"

by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro March 20, 2014