Don't be a Mullet
by Dick December 17, 2003
Get the mulletmug. To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
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