impeachment mullet 

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.

How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips”

impeachment mullet by Sonicbo0mz February 12, 2021

sick mullet 

A term used by caucasian children used in place of the of "thats tight" - a term used by "African American" children.

Caucasian child #1: "Dude, the Senses Fail concert is coming up"

Caucasian child #2: "Sick Mullet!"

sick mullet by Blaine - Non-African American September 28, 2004

ghetto mullet 

while a girl is giving you head you push her head down cum on the back of her neck and then srick her hair to the cum resulting in a gettto mullet

Julian ghetto mulleted that bitch

ghetto mullet by Bmackkkkkkkk June 30, 2008

Stuned mullet 

just a funny thing were u wiggle your body while your jumping and land on your tummy prefably in a pool or on a bed.

go out and do it. its fun and funny

oi chuck a stuned mullet

Stuned mullet by Talon May 31, 2004

millennial mullet 

The new cringe-worthy hair style of short or shaved sides, leaving a floppy mohawk that is pulled back into a small tail or a man-bun.

My kids thought my yearbooks pictures were bad. Waiting until I whip out the photos of their millennial mullets to their future kids.

millennial mullet by Gangsta Whitewalls June 24, 2017

Nouveau Mullet

The Modern Mullet, was primarily used to describe the style which had a combination of the 'Beckham' hairstyle with more hang down the back. Now freely used to describe any other fashion mullet cropping up.

"The Australian Cricket team decided to all get Nouveau Mullets to show solidarity with modern style"

Nouveau Mullet by Alex January 12, 2005

over the mullet 

When anything goes over the head of white trash.

redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.

over the mullet by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010