Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose
by Whitay December 03, 2010
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Duracell Moose

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.
Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?

Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.

Guy 1: Bummer.
by MagikLegion July 21, 2010
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moose overlord

A tall person, often referred to as simply 'moose', but holds much more power than a normal moose. Is normally sarcastic, sassy, and antisocial. Rules all moose of the land.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got sasses by a moose overlord.
That moose overlord is mean!
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 02, 2017
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Flying moose

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.
I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose
by Klumaverik March 14, 2019
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Baby Moose

Nickname for an absolute legendary guy. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! The mascot of Building Trades. usually great in bed.
Seriously, you've never heard of Baby Moose?
by The GoldMine69 March 08, 2021
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moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers
don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!
by don mote June 29, 2007
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Missing the moose

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
by nemmo June 26, 2006
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