Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019

smoccy milk

The smocciest of milks, available only to those who have reached enlightenment and inted themselves to heights unreachable by those unsmocced

Bro 1: Hey bro got any smoccy milk?
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right

by Purefect April 4, 2022

Sliced Milk

Sliced milk is another way of phrasing cheese.

She made a sandwich containing sliced milk.

by Ur dead nan's anal cavity August 18, 2017

Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.

"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."

by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008

Spider Milk

Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats

Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat

by Leg lady June 12, 2018

Truffle Milk

Major yeast infection with massive discharge.

I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!

by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020

milk the farm

Somebody who works on a farm or has the word milk in their name most commonly they will smell like a farmer who has a milk farm

Yo Milk the farm man you have to milk the farm

by UGH A GUY November 29, 2017