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Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos
"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"
by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023
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Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.
He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.
by Welsh69 April 22, 2019
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loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches
he a loaf.
by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023
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Loafing

the action of sitting with the appearance of a loaf
my cat is always loafing
by MiloTheFriend February 19, 2023
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banana loaf

Thanks for actually coming, so i wanted to tell you something important, so go onto snap and search up @localasda and add them, then send them toe pics
Amanda? Have you sent toe pics to @localasda on snap??

No why?

Well you can get paid!! that’s why i quit my job and i got free banana loaf
by IntuLakeside January 2, 2021
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL September 4, 2013
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