Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.
Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.
by Shougo July 20, 2024
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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 06, 2022
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Flipping Lizards

Interfacility medical transport, defined as the movement of a patient from one health care facility to another in a licensed ground or air ambulane. Patients are frequently elderly, seriously deteriorated, and unresponsive, i.e. like lizards.
I got into EMS to save lives, but all I'm doing is flipping lizards from one care facility to another.
by SaltyFukNBustedTruk May 22, 2021
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Lizard Daughter

See that girl ?

She’s a Lizard Daughter ( ugly,nasty,rude,)
by FazCan November 21, 2019
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Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 04, 2019
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Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!
by Liz the Lozer September 05, 2022
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lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.
by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020
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