kellogs

kellogs (n, pl):

1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred.
2. Emails or AIM logs containing conversations with Kelly.

I was checking through my kellogs today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.

by Seriph X September 3, 2004

Kell Breaker

When someone unleashes a devastating headbuttm usually targeted at another head. Using this move will give you the undeniable defeat of your adversary, the hot girls number, brain damage, the nuvlear launch codes and the status of legend. This move was never popularised by Saint-14 because noone has the balls to do it.

Person 1"Hey did you hear, Chad used the Kell Breaker. Now he's known as Chad squared."
Person 2 "Yeah I also heard he died of severe brain injuries like a fucking moron."
Person 1 "Fucking moron."

by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020

Hellen Keller Challenge

A step up from the Ray Charles Challenge.

The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.

That Hellen Keller Challenge had me going blind and deaf!

by Corey Gunz August 20, 2011

The Hellen Kellar

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

by Zachary E December 15, 2006

kelford verginabals

The names of the 3 best friends combined: Kelly Kelford, Verginia Vergina &Kristen, whose last name ends with Bal.
we added the 's', cause 's's kickass.
&w/o the 's' there would be no point in humor.
=
Kelford Verginabals is a kickass name, &not only is the name quite interesting but so are the 3 amigas who make it up. =
yeshh, they are the bombb diggity foo'.
=D

Person 1: "Were going to the movies tonight, lets invite Kelford Verginabals."

All 3 Kelford Verginabals: "Yee niqqaa!"

by kelford_ August 26, 2008

Kellen

A simp

Jose: “hey kellen what you up to”
Kellen: “not much just simpin”

by Notactuallyjose April 14, 2020

Kellen

More than likely to be gay. Will have problems in school and friendships. May need work on his temper.

Kellen had a horrible day.

by Do Durr December 3, 2018