jazz sugar

Cocaine

Hey man, lets put on some Coltrane and do a line of that Jazz Sugar

by Rektazz January 1, 2019

jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021

Hit Jazz

A type of music or theme song for a character that on paper sounds like it shouldn't fit the character at all, but in execution, wraps back around to working entirely. Mostly by being a really, REALLY good song.

Person1: "Man I love the DBZ Fighterz soundtrack, especially Hit's theme!"

Person2: "The emotionless assassin character with a jazz theme? How does that make sense?"

Person1: "Exactly! It doesn't! But somehow it loops back around to making perfect sense! Who doesn't love a little Hit Jazz?"

by anonymous January 13, 2024

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

Oz jazz

(noun) a genre of music that is comprised primarily of jazz components (e.g. instrumentation, improvisatory, etc.) but pulls in components of other genres (typically metal or electronica) that gives it a sound that would be at home in the fictional land of Oz.

The Bad Plus is an Oz jazz trio.

The Aussie band, The Necks, play Oz jazz.

by johnjoejim January 20, 2017

Jazz

Jazz is the definition of depression

I can't stand Jazz, she is depression

by Shoosh_now August 30, 2021