Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.
I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.
by Base19 May 23, 2023
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wigwam wednesdays

wednesdays where wigwamming and drinkinlating are necessary and required
Q.What are you doing tonight? A. We are wigwam wednesdays -ing it up!
by colajermichigaarons November 20, 2008
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meme wednesday

The holy weekday for memes, if you don’t look at memes this day, then you ain’t going to be living a good life
Ey bro, looking forward to meme wednesday?
Ye, I’ve been resting all week bitch
by faggotnibber May 02, 2018
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ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉
But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333
by The Greatest Event of All Time January 24, 2024
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Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.
My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.
by Copperbuckeye February 25, 2024
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