Harry Dowall

This man has the biggest nose you’ll ever see, its a whole cave inside.
Some say he can smell colours.
Some say one sniff and he removes all the oxygen in the area.
No one is safe around the baby faced big nosed man.

Person: Hey Harry can you call your mum and ask her what’s for dinner.
Harry Dowall: No need *intense sniff* she’s cooking pasta.

by Sussy Steven April 5, 2022

harrychella

harry styles world domination. harry styles the love of our lives headlines 2022 coachella.

“we need to hide harry from james charles at harrychella”
“what’s harrychella?”
“coachella but harry styles is headlining so it’s his now”

by tobesolonely April 15, 2022

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry to get the happiest hairiest nights Sleep in the world after some drinks and some knuckle love

Man Nothing says Nightcap like a Midnight Harry, it’s the only thing that puts me to sleep, that and the Drinks

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Prince Harry'd

When proper lad can no longer do jack shit, because their partner doesn't let them. Aka pussy whipped

"Why doesn't *insert name* come to golf any more?"

"His Mrs doesn't let him, he's been Prince Harry'd"

by Err! ban dicks March 8, 2021