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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato June 5, 2012
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
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Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.
Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!
by Raw dawg August 28, 2018
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Kali harding

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by Matthew the boss December 2, 2019
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Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate
My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard
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hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.
Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.
by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019
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