Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.

Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."

by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

by IHitChildren March 7, 2017

Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.

Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*

by Keira&rubes June 13, 2018

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022