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Griffin heirs in the land of smurfsville. He lives off eating the smurfs, and using their hair. he hates bunnies.
Griffin is weird ngl.
by Pita Chip ( w/ biggest leg) November 22, 2021
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Griffin

A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times.
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!
Griffin - "every second that goes by is a second percent chance less that you will EVER EVEN GUESS!"

Girl - "AHAHAH Griffin is so funny!"
by mikedal22 November 22, 2021
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Berseal Speak Griffin

The Most Powerful Motivational Speaker Ever Touched The Earth! True Child Of God Strength of 10 Lions! No wonder She's A multi Billionaire She's One Of Kind!
BERSEAL SPEAK GRIFFIN IS THE GREATEST EVER LIVED!
by Berseal November 24, 2021
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Griffin

I wish I could be as good at sesame street counting cafe as griffin
by remyrat_1 November 24, 2021
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Griffin

He has a griffin
by thefactnigga November 23, 2021
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Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.
My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.
by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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