Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 23, 2018

Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021

grant city

A mix of meth heads and halfway decent people. The school is small and full of Mud crickets but it’s decent besides super poor.

Look at that lady with no teeth, maybe she’s from grant city

look at that lady with no teeth, she must be from grant city

by Yoyo it’s me November 11, 2020

hannah grant

A crack head bitch who likes to ride horse dick(preferably a black horse)and dances in random times

Omg I really want to be Hannah grant and ride a huge veiny throbbing 12 inch horse cock like right now

by Amiel zarco November 18, 2019

Grant shields

Tattererd ass

well my pants look like grant shields.

by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016

scott grant

Looking for a phrase to describe someone with an abnormally large head and thinks it’s cool and whacky to be 4 hours late to everything? Look no further.

“Where’s Humpty Dumpty hes 4 hours late!?” , “oh he’s such a scott Grant”

by Indiasfinest December 11, 2019

Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

by _y.kim October 11, 2020