Filthy

Something that is disgustingly dirty, to the point where one cannot countenance touching, smelling or going near it without vomiting..
That fat-fingered social climber has a filthy head of curly hair on him. I think it may be riddled with lice.
by The tutor January 14, 2019
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filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.
I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate
by kraalix December 07, 2022
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Filthy Pele

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
by Filthy Pele February 01, 2009
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Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.
Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.
by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011
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filthy chai

A combination of methadone, nicotine and methamphetamine often used to support an extended period (long weekends) of torrid auto-erotica and self-inflicted abuse. This is a practice with origins in Tai Pei among the expat technology community and has recently surfaced on the west coast, namely silicon valley and the Portland, OR communities.
"Dude, you gotta try the filthy Chai. It'll keep you going until your eyes roll back into your skull."
by Solong Oolong February 23, 2017
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Wake up filthy

Wake up filthy
by Milann July 01, 2022
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Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.
Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!
by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021
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