Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!

Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!

by PMonzingo June 24, 2006

feeterbuster

A vegetarian who busts feet (they are very common). They placidly eat many leaves and resemble a giraffe in their eating habits. Feeterbusters are generally well-liked in their communities.

Shilpa eats so many leaves! What a feeterbuster!

by Bethel July 20, 2008

FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.

I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.

by JAD1965 November 14, 2009

Foster Grandparent

Foster Grandparents are senior volunteers who serve, in schools, day-cares and other child centered programs, as tutors and mentors for children with special or exceptional needs.
The Foster Grandparent Program is a part of Senior Corps in the Corporation for National and Community Service.

The Foster Grandparent has helped little Susie improve her reading skills significantly.

by ribzoza May 31, 2012

festration

The nostalgic longing to be at or on one's way to a music festival, preferably one far away from the responsibilities, stress, angst and conflict of the straight world. This feeling may be simultaneously eased and provoked by consuming festival recap videos, DJ sets, scouring set lists and/or by planning for your next festival.

I'm feeling an acute sense of festration right now! I'm so festrated!

by Martinkingsley44 November 13, 2016

Foster

The best person you will ever meet. Keep him and never let go. Also big influencer on some type of social media!!

Wow that foster is so funny .

by Paul Pam Pamela September 16, 2018

Clayton Foster

A gangster cowboy

WOW, you were like a Clayton Foster in that drug deal. When did you learn to hog tie like that?

by Artist or Auxtin December 19, 2011