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DORK

/đŌRK/ noun • English

the ability to replicate a process or activity with the same level or quality over and over again. the adherence of the same principles in a steadfast way.

Dork is what transforms average into excellence.
Wow, he really is a dork!

Blockchain Developer Dork: A blockchain developer who consistently writes secure, efficient smart contracts. Their code is robust and follows best practices every time, ensuring the reliability and security of the decentralized applications (dApps) they develop. This adherence to high standards transforms average blockchain projects into exemplary ones.

DeFi Strategist Dork: A DeFi expert who applies the same thorough research and risk assessment principles to every investment decision. Their steadfast approach to analyzing market trends, tokenomics, and platform security ensures consistently wise investment choices, turning average returns into exceptional gains.

NFT Artist Dork: An NFT artist who consistently creates digital art with a unique style and message. By adhering to their artistic vision and quality standards in every piece, they establish a strong and recognizable brand in the NFT space, elevating their work from average to highly sought-after.

Crypto Trader Dork: A cryptocurrency trader who applies the same disciplined strategy to each trade, regardless of market conditions. Their consistent approach to risk management and decision-making allows them to achieve sustained success, transforming an average trading record into an excellent one.
by Mr.MooseMMM February 3, 2024
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Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.
Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023
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Dork

Discord user Announomoose.
Tinsley: you are such a fucking dork yknow that?
Announomoose: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by TinPot64 April 15, 2023
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Dork

Someone who looks up the definition of the word dork and keeps reading out the definitions after their girlfriend continually calls them a dork.
Chris keeps reading out the multiple definitions of "dork". What a friggin' dork...
by Kris-13 May 13, 2023
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dork

It stands for "Dumb Old Retarded Krook"
"He you see that guy on the bench over there? He's a total dork."
by querixx August 19, 2023
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Th whales groin, peanes, dick and dork
The dorks peanes ways 27 kilos
by Whales dork August 21, 2023
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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