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Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
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cockring

the thing to make yo' 3rd leg happy
bro this fucking cockring helped me cum
by PenisDestroyer9000 May 13, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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cooking.norris

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cooking brisket

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)
by caspercue July 23, 2021
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cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket
gross who’s cooking brisket
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cookingwithflo19

person 1: omg i love cookingwithflo19
person 2: same they're the best
by user4814730 September 3, 2021
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