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Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.
Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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English Duffle Coat

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.
Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.
by CyQouT. November 16, 2021
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coat before you throat

Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.
Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"
by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022
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coat-check

Restaurant term; when a very hot lady is sitting at a table, and other managers & servers need to check her out.
Hey Curtis, coat-check table 40!
by dj tom and curtis suck January 22, 2011
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Coat

Look at that coat over there, so tiny and so dark
by The white hammer November 30, 2021
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Arabian coat hanger

A coat hanger that just so happens to be a breed of horse
Oh my god eran, it's an Arabian coat hanger on a stick
by Lofibeats265420 June 6, 2020
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coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
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