Dairy Cannons

A particularly short girl, with extremely large tits.

Damn, look at dat cutie's dairy cannons!

by krakajaka December 02, 2012

The Cum Cannon

The art of cumming into somebody's asshole, making them fart, sending the cum flying.

Hey baby, wanna do the cum cannon in the bed tonight? ;)

by Daboder2 June 07, 2020

cannon fodder

Well stated above and can be directly translated onto the street to mean the same thing.

"Those young rookies will have to be our canon fodder while we fuck up these cunts."

by Diego August 19, 2003

Crimson Cannon

A woman makes a man give her fellatio during her menstrual cycle. Right before she's about to cum, she squeezes her woman muscles together and shoots her soaked tampon into the man's mouth.

Last night I was pleasuring my woman when BAM outta nowhere - a crimson cannon!

by Unforgivable PA November 15, 2007

noob cannon

Tyranid Venom Cannon.

Old No Eyes can't hit shit with his noob cannon.

by superman January 23, 2005

The Hand Cannon

A choade with considerable amount of ejaculation strength.

After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017

Gan Cannon

A bong or pipe filled with weed.

"Fire up that gan cannon."

by Flyboy Jay March 18, 2008