Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys

Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male

by Himmmy February 7, 2024

sweat coat

Clothing made of sweatshirt material with a zipper (referred to as a sweat jacket sometimes).

Can you grab my sweat coat?

by bellybean08 March 3, 2024

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

Base coat

The act of drinking the night before a drinking night, to stop you from getting so fucked up

The concert is Friday night? I’m going to base coat Thursday, so I can prolong Friday

by Sodabug August 21, 2025

Trench coat

Something someone with the name starting with j,l,g,m,n I would use to hide something

Oh look he has a trench coat!

by Michealjackson3333 December 31, 2020